Don't Steal My Idea

I’ve got a really great idea. But before I tell you, you have to promise not to steal it. OK, do you promise? If you do, press “reload” 3 times, OK? That way, maybe I can prove that you admitted it was my idea, by showing people the web logs – they’ll be able to see that you reloaded 3 times, acknowledging the mineness of the following idea.

OK, hmm, one more step – send an email to thatpostwastoatllyyourideaandIwontstealit@ipromise.com,, saying, actually you don’t need to say anything in it.

OK did you do that? Then here is my idea (and if not, you can’t read this part).

Summertime, time for the summer blockbusters. A long day in the pool, frolicking in the sunshine, now it’s time for a nice cool movie. What will delight the American summer moviegoer in say July 2010? Hmm, you could go see “XMen 4: The XMen go to College”, or “Severd Hedz II: Poppin, Lockin and Choppin”, or for lighter fare, “Cavemen – the Movie” Or, you could see a film about the Tooth Fairy.

That’s right – the Tooth Fairy. We all know her (excellent, immediate brand recognition), but what do we really know about her? Who is she? Where did she come from? Why is she hoarding all those teeth? Questions lead to more questions. What, deep in her past, compels her? What is her true name? I believe people want to know - we want to hear, and view, her story

Also, where does the money come from – who is backing this fairy in her mission? Someone with deep pockets, I’ll tell you that. But I can’t tell you anything else about that part. Hint: someone you know already…

Besides, whatever her motivations, something is threatening her project, carried out from time out of mind (work the cave men in here somehow?) What, and how? Who would be against the tooth fairy? Hint: someone you may already know…

If you’re laughing stop right now because I’m serious. This project has it all, for young and old: hotness (tooth fairy is hot), violence (because it’s dark), action (there will be action), could be animated, or live action, or both, or you can’t even tell. Music (put music in it). Celebrities. Happy stuff too.

If you are in the business and interested, please send email to fuckyeahletsmakeamovieaboutthetoothfairyandiwontripyouoff@ipomise.com.